Car conversation #1
Me: I think I would like to be a villian someday.
Wife: And your name would be?
Me: Probably something like.....General Armpit.
Wife (already laughing at her own joke): First name Harry?
Me: General Harry Armpit. Sounds good....
Car conversation #2
Me: I think there is such a thing as a dumb question.
Wife: Like what?
Me (holding up a coffee cup):Like....Is this a banana?
Me: Or....Do you believe in ketchup? Or...Are you a fruit?
Wife (slightly worried): Have you been thinking a lot about this?