Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Three things #118


1. I think that one advantage that cows have over us is the whole "chewing your cud" thing. I mean, how great would it be to have gum on demand? And if you just ate something that you really like, you get the opportunity to enjoy it twice. And if you were really good, I bet you could blow cud bubbles. The downside for cows is that you probably can't ever escape the sneaky feeling that you are made mostly of hamburger.

2. I thought of #1 when I was walking out of Starbucks this morning and there was a grown man chewing with his mouth open. Isn't that like Manners 101? But then again, maybe he was just chewing his cud....

3. I love Spring. It means that I can chuck the boys in the backyard whenever they get a little rowdy. You can do it during winter too, but then you have to endure the whining about the cold. Today's forecast is for boys outside with only a 30% chance of scattered whining....

1 comment:

LivingByDailyGrace said...

Ewwwww!!!!! I think #1 is by far the grossest idea you've ever had. I don't even think if you could make it peppermint flavored it would work. I am glad that I am not a cow. I'll take my chewing gum any day, thank you.