1. A lot of my Indian friends use the phrase "to do the needful". Although it is not perfect grammatically, I really like the way that it sounds.
2. The NFL draft is tonight and several young men will become instant millionaires because of their physical gifts with an oblong, leather ball. On the other hand, I am small, slow and have the vertical leap of a bloated elephant, but I will not have consistent pain for the rest of my life from a million Sunday afternoon collisions. Seems like an okay trade.
3. There is no #3 today. I am having a dumb moment and can't think of anything clever to write. My brain gets an F- this morning.